Agatha Trunchbull DOES NOT WANT you to come to the Halloween movie party BookOrTreat and T.H. Mafi are having tonight at 10 PM EST / 7 PM PST (other time zones).
According to the Trunchbull, it would be awful if you had fun watching Matilda, based on the book by Roald Dahl. She says you should GROW UP.
She knows you’re just itching to live-tweet about the movie using the hashtag #matildaparty. Or to follow the conversation in real time without a Twitter account by clicking this link to search for the party tag. But Agatha Trunchbull also knows that everyone who reads tweets IS A TWIT.
AND MOST OF ALL, she thinks it would be terrible if you went to this party because we’re having it to help raise money to aid children through UNICEF.
THE TRUNCHBULL HATES FILTHY, NASTY, DISGUSTING, PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN!!!
Did we mention Agatha Trunchbull is also a thoroughly horrible person?
Don’t listen to her—come to the party! After all, what’s the worst she can do to you?
Oh, right.
Well, if she puts you in the Chokey, we’ll bust you out. Pinky swear.
See you at the party!
P.S. If you don’t have the movie yet, there’s still time to download a rental copy!
(iTunes | Amazon | Blockbuster)
