You weren’t planning on dressing up for Halloween this year. Then, out of the blue, a friend calls and invites you to her literary costume party. Tomorrow night.
What, does she think you have a complete Don Quixote costume just sitting in your closet on the off chance she’d throw a theme party?
Okay, to be fair… you do have that. But you cracked the helmet in half last Halloween, and you’re pretty sure you can’t get it welded in time.
So what are you going to wear instead? We’ve got you covered with our printable Jonathan Franzenstein mask! (Click for full-size version.)
Is it a tribute to Franzen’s monster hit? A critique of same? Meta-commentary on how Franzen jokes are officially dead—but you’re bringing them back to life one more time?
Who cares! Pretend it means something, and if you’re lucky everyone will be distracted long enough that they don’t realize it only means you didn’t have a costume.
Act now, and receive bonus book cover for all your prop-making needs! (Click for full-size version.)
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